dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive
Stop I had a crush on him
being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
That’s a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism

The New York Times ran its first front page editorial in 95 years. It’s about America’s gun problem. A conservative blogger shot at it.
nothing says “responsible gun owner” like shooting at something you disagree with
I Wanted To Prove That Responsible Gun Owners (Like Me) Are Not A Threat, SO I Shooted THe Bad Newspaper,

we went to an antiques shop earlier and
MANTIQUES IS WHERE YOU FIND: MANCLOCKS, MANDRESSERS, MANMIRRORS.