January 2012
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gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
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before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
December 2011
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shockblanketsarecool:
what the actual fuck it’s december but it was 2010 like a minute ago
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me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
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When you're trying to cheat and you make eye...
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anch0vies:
petition to have christmas 3 times a year
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boy: hi
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here
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The Host by Stephanie Myer is being made into a movie.
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